Reason #792 for putting screens in windows:
Coming home to find a very scared and mildly retarded sparrow flying around your room and shitting all over your books.
Seriously... the window wasn't open very much. But the little bugger found his way in, then couldn't find his way back out. I opened ALL of my windows quite wide and left the room. But no. He didn't think to leave the perch on my bookshelf until I "ushered" him out. Now I have to do more laundry to wash the bird poop off of my chair cover. And let's not mention the number of bugs I'll now have to collect around the room because I left the windows open so long to get that bird out. Why don't they believe in screens here?
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